Crazy Goggles

Today we will kick off Super Hero Sunday! WOOHOO! Light the fireworks, put up the Bat symbol and get Spiderman here! Time for The 4th of July, superhero style. I had a big post for you people last week, but the server messed up and I lost it all. That was not fun. This works too though. 4th of July with superheros, what could be better? It’d be nice if we had popcorn. Oh thank you for the popcorn! Now this is good. This is not going to be an informational post. I will be all opinions today. You have a dorky haircut, your teeth are crooked and you’re cross eyed. I’m kidding. I bet you’re all dressed very funny yet patriotically.

This will be the Fourth of July paragraph. Maybe more than one paragraph. I don’t really know. In my opinion, I really like the Fourth of July. It’s fun, patriotic and has fireworks! I am American and proud of it, so I celebrate the Fourth of July. I support it a lot. I understand why we celebrate it. Most kids probably like it just because of the fireworks. That’s one of the reasons I like it. I will admit it. The funnest part about the Fourth of July is the fireworks. What’s your favorite part? Is it the music, the food, the fireworks or the fact of being able to to celebrate today? Tell me! Go ahead and reply, don’t be shy. If you don’t celebrate the Fourth of July, shame on you. I’m kidding. I realize people must read this out of the country and may not celebrate the Fourth of July.

Now, onto the superhero paragraphs! There is currently a very big debate going on concerning superheros. This debate is, drum role please, Marvel VS DC! Yes. Perhaps the two biggest comic book companies in the world, and rivalled against each other. They have never crossed paths, but they will. Now here’s the big question. Which one is your favorite? Marvel or DC? And who is your favorite superhero? Or villian? I personally like villians more than the heros, but that’s just me. I like Marvel better than DC, by a longshot. In my opinion Marvel has better heros and villians. I have yet to meet a person that disagrees. I am not saying DC is worse than Marvel, it is my opinion that Marvel is better. My favorite hero is Deadpool. He’s not really a hero or a villian, that’s what makes him awesome. If I had to pick a hero, I’d pick Spider Man. If I had to pick a villian, Venom. Best hero and villian ever. Spider Man is the funniest superhero besides Deadpool in the entire Marvel Universe. If you try to disagree I will not listen.

Now that we’ve got that covered, I must think. I’m thinking, I’m thinking. Got it! I have explored the Marvel website. I have not even come close to reading about all the heros and villians, but let me tell you, there is a lot of them. There are 500 pages of categories alone. That’s not even the characters, that’s the categories. So I assume you want to know how to get to the Character Bios? You scroll over the “Charcters” button and click “Character Bios”. That will lead you strait to it. There you can select different categories or just search using the “Search the Marvel Universe” search tool. You just have to click “Character Bios” using the instructions I just gave you and type in a hero or villian or any Marvel character. Pretty cool huh? You can also create your own superhero. You just scroll over the “More” button and click the “Create your own Superhero” button. From there you can name him, choose different arms, legs, hands, torsos etc for him/her! It’s only 2D though, so don’t go there thinking it’s going to be a 3D model or anything. It is still cool though to be able to create your own superhero.

I checked out DC’s website, and I found it confusing. I found no character bios or anything of the sort. They have an origins section, but it is not very helpful. It shows the origin of the characters, nothing else. I personally like Marvel better, and this stands. The latest Batman movies are very good. I also like the Iron Man movies, Wolverine, X-Men and Hulk movies. I did not like the Super Man Returns movie. I have liked almost all of the Marvel movies I have seen. This bolsters the fact that I like Marvel better than DC, but that is my opinion. It may not be yours.

I hope you liked my post. Please post when I asked you to post. If you don’t, the tide will stay neutral between Marvel and DC. This can not happen. We must shift the tide! Choose your side!

Today we will discuss Father’s Day. I did Mother’s Day, so I’m bound by responsibility to do Father’s Day. Then again, I never really was good with responsibility. I’m kidding, I’m doing Father’s Day because I do it for my dad. I wasn’t joking about that responsibility thing, though. Now you might be asking yourself, “Why is this post late?”. Well, if you’re not asking yourself, I’ll tell you anyway. My computer crashed. I was too lazy to do it on any other computer, so I waited until mine was fixed. There. Now you know the guy who’s writing this is a lazy, irresponsible slob. Go ahead, laugh. Let’s not keep the spotlight on me, though. Today is?about Father’s Day, not me. That’s every other day.

I won’t get into the very long article that Wikipedia has. It’d bore you to death. I mean that in the nicest way possible, people at Wikipedia. It’s just that they have a bunch?facts and not a whole lot of humor. Wikipedia is a very good information source though, it just in this case, it has a little too much information. It is believed that Father’s Day started in the early twentieth century. It is celebrated on the third Sunday of June in fifty-five countries. It’s celebrated in even more countries than that, it’s just not on the same day. That is, according to Wikipedia. We all know how reliable that is. I’m kidding, it’s very reliable. I wrote a long 610 word post about Mother’s Day, so I have to write at least that long of one today. I’ll just fill it with useless, emotional junk that will make you cry and hug your dad. Seriously though, who wants that? I mean it’s not like fathers want to have an entire day devoted to them, given a present, be appreciated and have one of the biggest holidays in several countries celebrated because of him. Who would want that? That question is rhetorical, put your hand down. I do not want to have to use a megaphone, put your hand down. Yes you. Third row, fourth seat to the left. Put your hand down, now! Fine, I guess you actually want all that stuff to happen to you. I just don’t get people these days.

Now, in my Mother’s Day post I asked what your mom meant to you. And nobody responded to that. Thanks for your support guys. So now I’ll ask you what your father means to you. Somebody better answer this one. The mom is usually seen as the kind, loving parent. Well the dad is too. Isn’t that right dads? I can’t defend you if you don’t agree with me you know. Well if?you don’t agree with me, I agree with myself! I guess that doesn’t make much of a?difference though. Back to the point. What does your father mean to you? Did he teach you how to ride a bike? Or how to fly a kite? What about riding the four wheeler with him? Did he do any of these things? If they answer is no, then your dad is a fat, lazy, irresponsible jerk who should get to know his kids more. I’m kidding. He’s probably just an irresponsible jerk. If he’s not, then good. Most dad’s aren’t, but you’d be surprised at how many are. I won’t point fingers. I guess I have to make up a nice little saying to make my dad feel good like I did for my mom now. Well, here it goes. “You caught me when I fell, you pushed me back up. You kept me on my own two feet. You scolded me when I was wrong, steered me right. I always know that you’re the one for me. You were my role model in life, and still are. Why did it have to be you!”. There you go. A nice, emotional, mushy little poem thingy. I expect one of those from everyone of you! I didn’t get them last time, I expect them now.

Well I outdid myself. I wrote more than the Mother’s Day post. Thank you, thank you. No need to make me bow. Alright, I will. There, happy? I’m just glad there’s one day in the entire year, that people recognize how important fathers are. Remember that everyday, because if you don’t, I’ll get you. I’m kidding, I’ll hire somebody to do that. I won’t do that, I don’t have the money! Just appreciate your dad every day. When it’s Father’s Day, make it extra special. He’ll like that. I know I would. Actually I wouldn’t, but I would. I’m getting confused. I’m just going to end this post now. Bye.

Today I will continue Part Four of the Crazy Goggles Tour. I’m tempted to just edit my last post so that it looks like part four, but I won’t. I’m going to have to write this thing from scratch! You people are lucky I’m not one of those?amateur bloggers who doesn’t care about his/her audience. Alright. So maybe I’m a little to funny. It’s just hard to fit so much awesomeness into one package! I’m kidding. Here’s the part where you’re so captivated by my funny and senseless humor that I can go ahead and list what I covered last time. Blah, blah. You know the drill. I’m not going to do that. Hold the applause please. In this post I’ll cover everything else on the page. This should be the final tour post. Then again, this does occupy my time. I don’t know, we’ll see what happens.

First we’ll cover the “Recent Posts” section. It has my last five posts under it. These posts are the ones that you see on the front page. Speaking of the front page. If you don’t know what the post name is, you can always check our archives! This section is right under the “Blogroll” section. First you have to select a category. This can be found under the “Category” section. Click the drop down arrow and click the category you want to choose. Once you select the category, it will take you to all of the posts under that category. Below the “Category” section is the “Archives” section. This section offers a more limited selection of posts. It under each month there are three to four posts, one for each week. These posts go all the way to August 11, 2008. The first post was wrote by the site Administrator, but the next ones were posted by me. There was one done by me that same day. We’ve been around for two years, which is surprising. I’ve only written eighty four posts in two years. I need to catch up!

This paragraph will mingle with other subjects I’ve covered in the past. The first thing will be the “Link To Crazy Goggles” section. It’s not really a section but more of a link. Hence the name “Link to Crazy Goggles”. Heh, heh. I’m feeling a little stupid for having to explain that. Oh well! If you click the little picture (our picture), you will be taken to Crazy Goggles. If you paste the link below the picture on your website, that picture will show up on your website. It’s a neat little way to spread the word. I would greatly appreciate it if you did. By the way. Please don’t ask ANY questions on how to post it on your site. I DON’T know how. The site Administrator took care of it. I am NOT the site Administrator, just the Author. I’m the guy who makes you laugh! I’m kidding. I’m the guy who makes you wet your pants from laughing so hard. I’m serious, change your pants right now. Seriously. Wet pants are not very comfortable to sit in.

The next section is my “Phase 3” section. It’s a group on Roblox at http://www.roblox.com that I created. Remember Roblox? It’s the children’s game I talked about. So, naturally, I play it all the time! You can visit My Profile at http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=5964383&ForcePublicView=true.?I’m working on spreading the word about my group,?Phase 3. ?You can find us at http://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=75517. Since I’m trying to spread the word about my group, I’m going to dedicate this entire paragraph to Phase 3. Phase 3 is dedicated to making Roblox a Noob and Guest free place. For you to understand our goal you must first understand what a Noob and Guest are. A Noob is basically an annoying person who donates all of his time to spamming, spam killing, spawn killing (killing people once they come back alive), deleting hard work and basically ruining Roblox. You can see why I might want to get rid of them. A Guest is like a Noob, just without a Roblox account. Though not all Guests are bad. Some are good and just leave you alone. Some are just like a Noob though. Just to make myself clear on the point. A Newbie is not the same thing as a Noob. A Newbie is just a new person. Phase 3 also has a second goal. That goal is to take down larger groups and put them under our thumb for further use. We basically want to control the larger groups to expand us. I know that might sound evil, but it’s politics! It’s not politics, it’s war actually.

Below that is our Kid Zone Store. It has some items that might have appeared in my previous posts or are just popular at the moment. I’ve only seen it show books. That is another way to get to our store. Below that is an ad for AMWA. It says it is the leading distributer in martial arts supplies, boxing gear and exercise equipment. You might want to check them out. Below that is our Blog Top Sites rating. The rating changes every hour. So far we stay from 400-700 in the rating. My goal is to get to the top 250 sites. I would appreciate it if you would tell your friends, family or just mention it online! Please help us get to the top 250 sites.

This concludes the Crazy Goggles tour. We’re finally finished, after four posts. I hope you enjoyed all the information I gave you! Or at least I hope I gave you some information. Starting tomorrow I will be writing about movies every Monday. I’m going to call them “Movie Mondays”. Pretty clever huh? Every Sunday starting next week I will write about superheros. I’m going to call them “Super Hero Sundays”. I amaze myself! I hope you learned something new and tell your friends about this wonderful site I call Crazy Goggles!

In this post I will be continuing the Crazy Goggles Tour. I’m sure most of you out there could have guessed that. Last week I covered our “Pages” section. That included the About, Contact, Games?and Privacy?pages. As well as other details that I won’t care to mention at the moment. I know this has probably been a boring series of posts for most of you, despite my awesomeness and witty sense of humor. But the torture is not over yet! In this post I will discuss the “Blog roll” pages. There are only three pages in this section, but they will most likely?take up?this entire post. That’s how great they are. Or they’re just so boring that I want to capitalize on that. Whatever. Let’s just get to the next paragraph already.

We will first discuss the “Buisness Stuff” page. This site is owned by my father. The company is called “Barfield Management, LLC“. This site is for entrepreneurs, run by a very successful entrepreneur. Barfield Management, LLC is a company, in short, that helps and consults various companies. They have an “About” page at http://barfieldmanagement.com/about/. It explains what Barfield Management, LLC is about and does. It’s a very successful company, in my opinion. Then again, my dad is successful in everything he does. And I’m not bragging or anything, but we all feel as if our parents are the best. Right? No? Well then shame on you. I sure know somebody who’s going to get kicked out of the house. Not pointing fingers, it’s just the guy who said no. Not saying anymore!

If you’ve taken the time to check out Barfield Management, then congratulations. If not, then you’re a lazy slob who has no idea what they’re missing! I’m kidding, you’re probably just a regular slob. I’m joking! If you look at the site you’ll notice a few things about it. One. It’s fancy. Very fancy. Fancier than mine! That’s saying something by the way. I’m kidding. Two. The posts are more frequent. Not just once a week like mine are. They’re also more educational. Mine are more for laughs with some facts thrown in. Okay, so maybe I’m not that funny. But it’s better than sitting down and looking at this four hundred page text book. Am I right? No? You people have no?sense of humor! I’m kidding. If you wanted to be a comedian you might last for an hour or two. I’m joking again! This site is very neatly compiled, fancy (no kidding), helpful and consists of valuable information. It’s definitely worth checking out if you’re looking for some entrepreneurial help.

The next site I will discuss is my mom’s website?called More Than A Housewife. You can find it at www.morethanahousewife.com. It’s a site for moms by my mom. It’s a great place to go to learn some interesting facts by somebody that has a sense of humor. That’s not a lot of people. I must get that from her. Make sure to stop by there. It’s a great place for the moms. It has cooking tips, cleaning tips, some healthy choices and so much more! Plus (you’d never be able to guess this) it’s fancy! When you get to the Home?page it has some basic information about the site and about my mom. To get to the posts just go to “Housewife Thoughts” button at http://morethanahousewife.com/?page_id=275. Or you can go to some of her other pages such as her “Recipes” page. It has some ideas for some sweets and treats, side dishes, main dishes and appetizers and snacks! What more could a mom ask for? When you drop by, make sure to leave a comment saying that?her son told you to visit the site. I’m not asking. I’m just saying, do it. Please?

The last page I will discuss is the Kid Zone Store. You can get there by going to http://astore.amazon.com/crazygoggles-20?or by going to Crazy Goggles?(www.crazygoggles.com) and clicking the “Kid Zone Store” button. At the moment it only has a few things on there that appeal to my interest. These categories include Children’s Books (From babies to twelve years old), Computer & Video Games, Sports & Outdoor Play, Trading Cards and Webkinz. In these categories are every known thing in that section known to Amazon?at www.amazon.com. So, basically, everything in that category is on Amazon. That means pretty much everything in the world. So, yeah, shop to your hearts content. If you would like to see anything on there just let me know. Comment on a post and I’ll see it. If you don’t let me know, I can’t put it on there! Well I can but it won’t be what you want. Or maybe it will. I don’t know! Now you’ve got me confused!

This concludes part three of the Crazy Goggles Tour! Sorry, I just had to put an exclamation mark there. I don’t know what I’ll cover in the next part. Yes there is a part four. Sorry for the inconvenience. If you’d like to report a bug press one. If somebody dropped your call press two. I’m kidding! I don’t know what I was doing there. Not a clue. If you’d like to see anything on the site please leave a comment or contact us. Make sure to visit those sites I talked to you about. Buy some things from our store. And remember, never let Gizmo eat after midnight! I’m kidding. You guys probably don’t even know who Gizmo is. Anyway.?Have fun and follow us on the CRAZY GOGGLES TOUR!

Today we will discuss Mother’s Day. I don’t know when you’re reading this, but I’m writing it on Mother’s Day. So if you read this a week from now, at least you know when I wrote it. I was SUPPOSED to write about the third part of the Crazy Goggles Tour. But you know what? I decided Mother’s Day was more important. Mother’s Day more important than a blog tour? No way! You see,?we all learn something new each day. And I would just like to take this opportunity to wish my mom a happy Mother’s Day! We took her out to eat and gave her a present too. Man, what a good son I am. I mean my other brothers and dad helped too. I mean, who has to include them though? I’m kidding. My brothers are very special, even if they annoy the crap out of me some days. Just like my father, only minus the “annoying the crap out of me” part. He works his flipping butt off to provide for us and he holds a special place in my heart. Right there with my brothers and mom. In the next few paragraphs I won’t be describing the origin of Mother’s Day, but what mothers do for US. And by the way, that “US” does not?stand for the United States. Just in case you were wondering.?

I think there’s only one REALLY important question to ask yourself right now. And no, it’s not if you can get the high score on Halo 3 on Xbox Live. The question is, “What does YOUR mom mean to YOU?”. Is she the person that kisses your cuts when you fall off your bike? Or the person that comes home from work everyday exhausted but still loves you? While you think about what your mom means to you, I’ll tell you what my mom means to ME. My mom is caring. Thoughtful. Helpful. Cheerful. Always needs a cup of coffee in the morning. She’s all of those things and more. She kisses my cuts when I make a mistake and cheers me on when I’m failing. She gives me the imaginary medal when I succeed and tells me how great I’m doing when I’m succeeding. She fixes my mistakes and shows them to me. She helps me succeed and is my foundation. Thank you for being there mom, I love you. Always.

That’s what my mom means to me. What does your mom mean to you? Post a reply to answer my question. I’ll even?read it to?everyone on here if you suggest it in the reply. Or if you’re older, maybe it’s your wife you’re celebrating today. You should tell her how good she is at being a mother. Or if you don’t have kids, tell her how great of a mother she WOULD be. And don’t just treat her special today, treat her special EVERY day. Just make it EVEN more special when it’s Mother’s Day. Mothers help us get through life. They cook our meals, clean the house, wash the dishes and wash our dirty laundry. Most of the time. My dad cooks and cleans, washes the dishes too! I know how to do those things, so most of my mom’s time is spent breaking up the fights. I don’t see how she can put up with the arguing, fussing, fighting and generally everything we throw at her. She’s the best you could ask for. If you can’t see your mom is doing this, look harder. She’s doing it, you just don’t know it. She’s always there for you. No matter what. Always in your heart, mind and spirit. Always.