Crazy Goggles

Today we will kick off Super Hero Sunday! WOOHOO! Light the fireworks, put up the Bat symbol and get Spiderman here! Time for The 4th of July, superhero style. I had a big post for you people last week, but the server messed up and I lost it all. That was not fun. This works too though. 4th of July with superheros, what could be better? It’d be nice if we had popcorn. Oh thank you for the popcorn! Now this is good. This is not going to be an informational post. I will be all opinions today. You have a dorky haircut, your teeth are crooked and you’re cross eyed. I’m kidding. I bet you’re all dressed very funny yet patriotically.

This will be the Fourth of July paragraph. Maybe more than one paragraph. I don’t really know. In my opinion, I really like the Fourth of July. It’s fun, patriotic and has fireworks! I am American and proud of it, so I celebrate the Fourth of July. I support it a lot. I understand why we celebrate it. Most kids probably like it just because of the fireworks. That’s one of the reasons I like it. I will admit it. The funnest part about the Fourth of July is the fireworks. What’s your favorite part? Is it the music, the food, the fireworks or the fact of being able to to celebrate today? Tell me! Go ahead and reply, don’t be shy. If you don’t celebrate the Fourth of July, shame on you. I’m kidding. I realize people must read this out of the country and may not celebrate the Fourth of July.

Now, onto the superhero paragraphs! There is currently a very big debate going on concerning superheros. This debate is, drum role please, Marvel VS DC! Yes. Perhaps the two biggest comic book companies in the world, and rivalled against each other. They have never crossed paths, but they will. Now here’s the big question. Which one is your favorite? Marvel or DC? And who is your favorite superhero? Or villian? I personally like villians more than the heros, but that’s just me. I like Marvel better than DC, by a longshot. In my opinion Marvel has better heros and villians. I have yet to meet a person that disagrees. I am not saying DC is worse than Marvel, it is my opinion that Marvel is better. My favorite hero is Deadpool. He’s not really a hero or a villian, that’s what makes him awesome. If I had to pick a hero, I’d pick Spider Man. If I had to pick a villian, Venom. Best hero and villian ever. Spider Man is the funniest superhero besides Deadpool in the entire Marvel Universe. If you try to disagree I will not listen.

Now that we’ve got that covered, I must think. I’m thinking, I’m thinking. Got it! I have explored the Marvel website. I have not even come close to reading about all the heros and villians, but let me tell you, there is a lot of them. There are 500 pages of categories alone. That’s not even the characters, that’s the categories. So I assume you want to know how to get to the Character Bios? You scroll over the “Charcters” button and click “Character Bios”. That will lead you strait to it. There you can select different categories or just search using the “Search the Marvel Universe” search tool. You just have to click “Character Bios” using the instructions I just gave you and type in a hero or villian or any Marvel character. Pretty cool huh? You can also create your own superhero. You just scroll over the “More” button and click the “Create your own Superhero” button. From there you can name him, choose different arms, legs, hands, torsos etc for him/her! It’s only 2D though, so don’t go there thinking it’s going to be a 3D model or anything. It is still cool though to be able to create your own superhero.

I checked out DC’s website, and I found it confusing. I found no character bios or anything of the sort. They have an origins section, but it is not very helpful. It shows the origin of the characters, nothing else. I personally like Marvel better, and this stands. The latest Batman movies are very good. I also like the Iron Man movies, Wolverine, X-Men and Hulk movies. I did not like the Super Man Returns movie. I have liked almost all of the Marvel movies I have seen. This bolsters the fact that I like Marvel better than DC, but that is my opinion. It may not be yours.

I hope you liked my post. Please post when I asked you to post. If you don’t, the tide will stay neutral between Marvel and DC. This can not happen. We must shift the tide! Choose your side!

Today I will continue Part Four of the Crazy Goggles Tour. I’m tempted to just edit my last post so that it looks like part four, but I won’t. I’m going to have to write this thing from scratch! You people are lucky I’m not one of those?amateur bloggers who doesn’t care about his/her audience. Alright. So maybe I’m a little to funny. It’s just hard to fit so much awesomeness into one package! I’m kidding. Here’s the part where you’re so captivated by my funny and senseless humor that I can go ahead and list what I covered last time. Blah, blah. You know the drill. I’m not going to do that. Hold the applause please. In this post I’ll cover everything else on the page. This should be the final tour post. Then again, this does occupy my time. I don’t know, we’ll see what happens.

First we’ll cover the “Recent Posts” section. It has my last five posts under it. These posts are the ones that you see on the front page. Speaking of the front page. If you don’t know what the post name is, you can always check our archives! This section is right under the “Blogroll” section. First you have to select a category. This can be found under the “Category” section. Click the drop down arrow and click the category you want to choose. Once you select the category, it will take you to all of the posts under that category. Below the “Category” section is the “Archives” section. This section offers a more limited selection of posts. It under each month there are three to four posts, one for each week. These posts go all the way to August 11, 2008. The first post was wrote by the site Administrator, but the next ones were posted by me. There was one done by me that same day. We’ve been around for two years, which is surprising. I’ve only written eighty four posts in two years. I need to catch up!

This paragraph will mingle with other subjects I’ve covered in the past. The first thing will be the “Link To Crazy Goggles” section. It’s not really a section but more of a link. Hence the name “Link to Crazy Goggles”. Heh, heh. I’m feeling a little stupid for having to explain that. Oh well! If you click the little picture (our picture), you will be taken to Crazy Goggles. If you paste the link below the picture on your website, that picture will show up on your website. It’s a neat little way to spread the word. I would greatly appreciate it if you did. By the way. Please don’t ask ANY questions on how to post it on your site. I DON’T know how. The site Administrator took care of it. I am NOT the site Administrator, just the Author. I’m the guy who makes you laugh! I’m kidding. I’m the guy who makes you wet your pants from laughing so hard. I’m serious, change your pants right now. Seriously. Wet pants are not very comfortable to sit in.

The next section is my “Phase 3” section. It’s a group on Roblox at http://www.roblox.com that I created. Remember Roblox? It’s the children’s game I talked about. So, naturally, I play it all the time! You can visit My Profile at http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=5964383&ForcePublicView=true.?I’m working on spreading the word about my group,?Phase 3. ?You can find us at http://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=75517. Since I’m trying to spread the word about my group, I’m going to dedicate this entire paragraph to Phase 3. Phase 3 is dedicated to making Roblox a Noob and Guest free place. For you to understand our goal you must first understand what a Noob and Guest are. A Noob is basically an annoying person who donates all of his time to spamming, spam killing, spawn killing (killing people once they come back alive), deleting hard work and basically ruining Roblox. You can see why I might want to get rid of them. A Guest is like a Noob, just without a Roblox account. Though not all Guests are bad. Some are good and just leave you alone. Some are just like a Noob though. Just to make myself clear on the point. A Newbie is not the same thing as a Noob. A Newbie is just a new person. Phase 3 also has a second goal. That goal is to take down larger groups and put them under our thumb for further use. We basically want to control the larger groups to expand us. I know that might sound evil, but it’s politics! It’s not politics, it’s war actually.

Below that is our Kid Zone Store. It has some items that might have appeared in my previous posts or are just popular at the moment. I’ve only seen it show books. That is another way to get to our store. Below that is an ad for AMWA. It says it is the leading distributer in martial arts supplies, boxing gear and exercise equipment. You might want to check them out. Below that is our Blog Top Sites rating. The rating changes every hour. So far we stay from 400-700 in the rating. My goal is to get to the top 250 sites. I would appreciate it if you would tell your friends, family or just mention it online! Please help us get to the top 250 sites.

This concludes the Crazy Goggles tour. We’re finally finished, after four posts. I hope you enjoyed all the information I gave you! Or at least I hope I gave you some information. Starting tomorrow I will be writing about movies every Monday. I’m going to call them “Movie Mondays”. Pretty clever huh? Every Sunday starting next week I will write about superheros. I’m going to call them “Super Hero Sundays”. I amaze myself! I hope you learned something new and tell your friends about this wonderful site I call Crazy Goggles!

In this post I will be continuing the Crazy Goggles Tour. I’m sure most of you out there could have guessed that. Last week I covered our “Pages” section. That included the About, Contact, Games?and Privacy?pages. As well as other details that I won’t care to mention at the moment. I know this has probably been a boring series of posts for most of you, despite my awesomeness and witty sense of humor. But the torture is not over yet! In this post I will discuss the “Blog roll” pages. There are only three pages in this section, but they will most likely?take up?this entire post. That’s how great they are. Or they’re just so boring that I want to capitalize on that. Whatever. Let’s just get to the next paragraph already.

We will first discuss the “Buisness Stuff” page. This site is owned by my father. The company is called “Barfield Management, LLC“. This site is for entrepreneurs, run by a very successful entrepreneur. Barfield Management, LLC is a company, in short, that helps and consults various companies. They have an “About” page at http://barfieldmanagement.com/about/. It explains what Barfield Management, LLC is about and does. It’s a very successful company, in my opinion. Then again, my dad is successful in everything he does. And I’m not bragging or anything, but we all feel as if our parents are the best. Right? No? Well then shame on you. I sure know somebody who’s going to get kicked out of the house. Not pointing fingers, it’s just the guy who said no. Not saying anymore!

If you’ve taken the time to check out Barfield Management, then congratulations. If not, then you’re a lazy slob who has no idea what they’re missing! I’m kidding, you’re probably just a regular slob. I’m joking! If you look at the site you’ll notice a few things about it. One. It’s fancy. Very fancy. Fancier than mine! That’s saying something by the way. I’m kidding. Two. The posts are more frequent. Not just once a week like mine are. They’re also more educational. Mine are more for laughs with some facts thrown in. Okay, so maybe I’m not that funny. But it’s better than sitting down and looking at this four hundred page text book. Am I right? No? You people have no?sense of humor! I’m kidding. If you wanted to be a comedian you might last for an hour or two. I’m joking again! This site is very neatly compiled, fancy (no kidding), helpful and consists of valuable information. It’s definitely worth checking out if you’re looking for some entrepreneurial help.

The next site I will discuss is my mom’s website?called More Than A Housewife. You can find it at www.morethanahousewife.com. It’s a site for moms by my mom. It’s a great place to go to learn some interesting facts by somebody that has a sense of humor. That’s not a lot of people. I must get that from her. Make sure to stop by there. It’s a great place for the moms. It has cooking tips, cleaning tips, some healthy choices and so much more! Plus (you’d never be able to guess this) it’s fancy! When you get to the Home?page it has some basic information about the site and about my mom. To get to the posts just go to “Housewife Thoughts” button at http://morethanahousewife.com/?page_id=275. Or you can go to some of her other pages such as her “Recipes” page. It has some ideas for some sweets and treats, side dishes, main dishes and appetizers and snacks! What more could a mom ask for? When you drop by, make sure to leave a comment saying that?her son told you to visit the site. I’m not asking. I’m just saying, do it. Please?

The last page I will discuss is the Kid Zone Store. You can get there by going to http://astore.amazon.com/crazygoggles-20?or by going to Crazy Goggles?(www.crazygoggles.com) and clicking the “Kid Zone Store” button. At the moment it only has a few things on there that appeal to my interest. These categories include Children’s Books (From babies to twelve years old), Computer & Video Games, Sports & Outdoor Play, Trading Cards and Webkinz. In these categories are every known thing in that section known to Amazon?at www.amazon.com. So, basically, everything in that category is on Amazon. That means pretty much everything in the world. So, yeah, shop to your hearts content. If you would like to see anything on there just let me know. Comment on a post and I’ll see it. If you don’t let me know, I can’t put it on there! Well I can but it won’t be what you want. Or maybe it will. I don’t know! Now you’ve got me confused!

This concludes part three of the Crazy Goggles Tour! Sorry, I just had to put an exclamation mark there. I don’t know what I’ll cover in the next part. Yes there is a part four. Sorry for the inconvenience. If you’d like to report a bug press one. If somebody dropped your call press two. I’m kidding! I don’t know what I was doing there. Not a clue. If you’d like to see anything on the site please leave a comment or contact us. Make sure to visit those sites I talked to you about. Buy some things from our store. And remember, never let Gizmo eat after midnight! I’m kidding. You guys probably don’t even know who Gizmo is. Anyway.?Have fun and follow us on the CRAZY GOGGLES TOUR!

In this post I will continue with the Crazy Goggles Tour. In the last post I covered the subscribe button, the search button and various other features included in this site. Now, though, I will write about the links section. Oh boy, this is going to be long. I might not even be able to fit all this into one post! I might have to make this a three or four part deal. I’ll try to squeeze in as much as possible though. It’s just there’s too much good stuff in those sites, so I’ll have to cover it all! So sit back and prepare to view pure awesomeness, in the form of links.

First I’ll do the links pertaining to the first category. The “Pages” links. First there’s the “About” button. It has a brief description about what Crazy Goggles is about. I really need to update that. It’s a short three sentence description, with one link to contact us. If you would like to contact us go to any of the following pages using any of the various links I will list. You can go to the description page and click the contact us button. Or you can just click the “Contact? Us” button under the pages category. Or just go to http://crazygoggles.com/?page_id=6. Did you see what I just did? I took an unnecessary small task and turned it into a three sentence directory guide. With three links! It’s called “spreading the word”. Pretty clever huh?

Now I will go over the “Contact Us” page. Here you can contact us here at Crazy Goggles. You can tell us what you would like to see?on the site. Or what you don’t want to see on the site, it doesn’t really matter. Actually it does matter but I just said it didn’t matter. Because there’s actually a very big difference between caring and not caring what’s on our site. Or wanting something on the site and not wanting something on the site. IT’S A BIG DEAL . WITH A BIG DIFFERENCE. IT DOES MATTER! I just made you laugh didn’t I? Well stop laughing! I mean it stop! Last chance buddy. Okay, you’re asking for it. Never mind on that last part. You can go on with your business. You apparently you have a very strong left hook that I didn’t know about.

The “Contact Us” page. I explained it earlier. Now I’ll explain the buttons pertaining to the page. See how I made that sentence sound smart? It tells your brain that I’m smart, even if I’m not. Anyway,the buttons on the contact page. We require your name, your email and the subject you are writing about. You can always put in a fake name and email, but that’s not recommended. You?could also put in your friends name, but they might get mad at you. So unless you want to wake up to a very lame but serious joke, I’d just stick with your name. It will then say “Your Message” below all the previous white boxes. It has a big white box for you to type in. Type what you want to say inside that box. Below that it says “Security Image” beside the white box. The little box that you input the numbers and letters you see is actually farther down the page. Once you do that just click the “Send Message” button. Now you’re done with that!

Below the contact page is the “Games” page. These are the games that I actually take the time to put on here. So far there’s only one game and it’s called Box Clever. In this game you use the keyboard and the mouse to kill all the little green blobs as your little blue blob tries to make it to the end of the level. This game is made by “The Game Homepage“. I have yet to try this site out, but I plan to. It seems to have a variety of games. It actually has a button where you submit your own game! The downside is that you have to create an account to do this. The?account?is?free and you get access to the forum. This site has thousands of free games AND games you can download. But we’re not here to talk about The Game Homepage. That’s AFTER the Crazy Goggles Tour.

In this paragraph I will give you a little tour of the “Privacy” page. In our privacy policy we will never sell or give out your personal information such as name, email etc. You will also only get emails pertaining to post and site updates if you are subscribed. We prevent spam using Feedburner. You can view their privacy policy here. Feedburner is part of Google. That means Feedburner’s privacy policy is the same as Google’s. To read our Privacy Policy go here. You can also view our Copyright here.

I told you I couldn’t fit all the links into one post! That just means you’ll have to continue the tour. Mwahaha! Now you have fallen into my trap! You will now have to continue reading to learn the secrets of Crazy Goggles. Or you can just find them out. I hadn’t thought of that. Well. Huh. I’m really stuck. I hadn’t thought of that. Oh well, let us continue with the CRAZY GOGGLES TOUR! In the next post.

In this post I will give you a tour of Crazy Goggles. If you’ve been with us since the beginning, you’ve probably explored the whole site by now. If not, then here’s your chance.?I will go from top to bottom, or bottom to top. I might even do side to side! But for now, I think I’ll stick with top to bottom. Just so I don’t confuse you. Now before I get started I want to give you a description of Crazy Goggles. I know it says Miscellaneous Ramblings Of A School Kid, but that’s not entirely true. Well let me rephrase that, it’s not entirely true anymore. If you visit my first post (not my introductory one) you will see the difference between then and now. If you can’t, I strongly suggest getting glasses. Crazy Goggles talks about things I come across in everyday life. Examples include movies, video games, websites or even vacations! And I put the facts in my posts, and then give it a little humor. Because if I didn’t put any humor in here, you’d probably be asleep right now. Now that I’ve got that taken care of, I think I better get on with the tour. Follow me and please, don’t touch anything.

First is our picture. The classic robot with the butterfly. I think people might start to panic if we changed the picture, so I’ve left it that way. That’s happened to me?one time.?I went to?one of my favorite sites and they changed the picture! So I instantly left the site thinking that I had somehow visited the wrong page. So I won’t put you through that type of stress. You can click the word “Crazy Goggles” and it will bring you back to the main page if you’re lost. After that is our search button. From there you can search for any post on here. You don’t even have to capitalize it, just make sure to spell it right. Then you’ll be reading my prehistoric posts in no time! After our search button is our subscribe button. That’s just fun to say, “subscribe”. From here you can receive regular updates from Crazy Goggles when our posts come out. We have?a very secure system, so no spam or?junk will make it to your email.?No spam?has made it to my email?so far, and it never will. All you have to do is type in your email address and click the subscribe button. You will be taken to a separate page where you will have to type out?the word that?you see. It probably looks funny and is written in a different color. Say you see the word “Hello”. Then you would type the word “Hello” in the box below. It’s a safety feature that prevents spam. If you can not read the word, then you can click the little handicap button next to the entry box. A person will say a series of numbers and you have to type them in the box. But there will also be a bunch of annoying noises and jumbled voices so that it’s easier to prevent spam. I recommend turning up the volume for this option.

Below those are a list of sites and different things on Crazy Goggles. But that is another post entirely, so I’m going to talk about the posts. The posts are on the left next to all the ads and links. Throughout the post there are various links leading to different sites. Some of them lead to links I’ve put. There is an easy way to tell the two apart. Mine don’t have lines under them and the other links do. It’s that simple. At the end of the post there is a button so you can bookmark and share Crazy Goggles. I’m sure most of you are familiar with this button. You just click the button and then click the website that you would like to share bookmark Crazy Goggles on. Then there is an ad that is below that button, usually pertaining to the post. Sometimes there isn’t an ad at all. The ad might not?pertain to the post, such as ads for goggles or crazy socks. Finally below the ad there are the tags. If you click the tag it will take you to posts that have the same tags. You can also click on one of the “Posted In” buttons. If you click one of those buttons it will take you to posts that have been posted in the same category. Next to that is the comment button. You don’t need to be subscribed to comment on posts. You just have to put your name (the name that will appear next to the comments), you email (which is not displayed publicly) and your website. The website part is optional.

In my next post I will continue my tour of Crazy Goggles. Crazy Goggles has so much stuff on it that I can’t fit it into one post. Now I bet you’re wondering what in the crap Crazy Goggles is actually about! It’s about me enlightening you about things I come across. So I inform you of my wonderful adventures and more. So I hope you enjoy these posts because I spend hours tossing and turning in my bed thinking of my next post. Come back next time and continue the?CRAZY GOGGLES TOUR!