Crazy Goggles

Today I will continue Part Four of the Crazy Goggles Tour. I’m tempted to just edit my last post so that it looks like part four, but I won’t. I’m going to have to write this thing from scratch! You people are lucky I’m not one of those?amateur bloggers who doesn’t care about his/her audience. Alright. So maybe I’m a little to funny. It’s just hard to fit so much awesomeness into one package! I’m kidding. Here’s the part where you’re so captivated by my funny and senseless humor that I can go ahead and list what I covered last time. Blah, blah. You know the drill. I’m not going to do that. Hold the applause please. In this post I’ll cover everything else on the page. This should be the final tour post. Then again, this does occupy my time. I don’t know, we’ll see what happens.

First we’ll cover the “Recent Posts” section. It has my last five posts under it. These posts are the ones that you see on the front page. Speaking of the front page. If you don’t know what the post name is, you can always check our archives! This section is right under the “Blogroll” section. First you have to select a category. This can be found under the “Category” section. Click the drop down arrow and click the category you want to choose. Once you select the category, it will take you to all of the posts under that category. Below the “Category” section is the “Archives” section. This section offers a more limited selection of posts. It under each month there are three to four posts, one for each week. These posts go all the way to August 11, 2008. The first post was wrote by the site Administrator, but the next ones were posted by me. There was one done by me that same day. We’ve been around for two years, which is surprising. I’ve only written eighty four posts in two years. I need to catch up!

This paragraph will mingle with other subjects I’ve covered in the past. The first thing will be the “Link To Crazy Goggles” section. It’s not really a section but more of a link. Hence the name “Link to Crazy Goggles”. Heh, heh. I’m feeling a little stupid for having to explain that. Oh well! If you click the little picture (our picture), you will be taken to Crazy Goggles. If you paste the link below the picture on your website, that picture will show up on your website. It’s a neat little way to spread the word. I would greatly appreciate it if you did. By the way. Please don’t ask ANY questions on how to post it on your site. I DON’T know how. The site Administrator took care of it. I am NOT the site Administrator, just the Author. I’m the guy who makes you laugh! I’m kidding. I’m the guy who makes you wet your pants from laughing so hard. I’m serious, change your pants right now. Seriously. Wet pants are not very comfortable to sit in.

The next section is my “Phase 3” section. It’s a group on Roblox at http://www.roblox.com that I created. Remember Roblox? It’s the children’s game I talked about. So, naturally, I play it all the time! You can visit My Profile at http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=5964383&ForcePublicView=true.?I’m working on spreading the word about my group,?Phase 3. ?You can find us at http://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=75517. Since I’m trying to spread the word about my group, I’m going to dedicate this entire paragraph to Phase 3. Phase 3 is dedicated to making Roblox a Noob and Guest free place. For you to understand our goal you must first understand what a Noob and Guest are. A Noob is basically an annoying person who donates all of his time to spamming, spam killing, spawn killing (killing people once they come back alive), deleting hard work and basically ruining Roblox. You can see why I might want to get rid of them. A Guest is like a Noob, just without a Roblox account. Though not all Guests are bad. Some are good and just leave you alone. Some are just like a Noob though. Just to make myself clear on the point. A Newbie is not the same thing as a Noob. A Newbie is just a new person. Phase 3 also has a second goal. That goal is to take down larger groups and put them under our thumb for further use. We basically want to control the larger groups to expand us. I know that might sound evil, but it’s politics! It’s not politics, it’s war actually.

Below that is our Kid Zone Store. It has some items that might have appeared in my previous posts or are just popular at the moment. I’ve only seen it show books. That is another way to get to our store. Below that is an ad for AMWA. It says it is the leading distributer in martial arts supplies, boxing gear and exercise equipment. You might want to check them out. Below that is our Blog Top Sites rating. The rating changes every hour. So far we stay from 400-700 in the rating. My goal is to get to the top 250 sites. I would appreciate it if you would tell your friends, family or just mention it online! Please help us get to the top 250 sites.

This concludes the Crazy Goggles tour. We’re finally finished, after four posts. I hope you enjoyed all the information I gave you! Or at least I hope I gave you some information. Starting tomorrow I will be writing about movies every Monday. I’m going to call them “Movie Mondays”. Pretty clever huh? Every Sunday starting next week I will write about superheros. I’m going to call them “Super Hero Sundays”. I amaze myself! I hope you learned something new and tell your friends about this wonderful site I call Crazy Goggles!

In this post I will continue with the Crazy Goggles Tour. In the last post I covered the subscribe button, the search button and various other features included in this site. Now, though, I will write about the links section. Oh boy, this is going to be long. I might not even be able to fit all this into one post! I might have to make this a three or four part deal. I’ll try to squeeze in as much as possible though. It’s just there’s too much good stuff in those sites, so I’ll have to cover it all! So sit back and prepare to view pure awesomeness, in the form of links.

First I’ll do the links pertaining to the first category. The “Pages” links. First there’s the “About” button. It has a brief description about what Crazy Goggles is about. I really need to update that. It’s a short three sentence description, with one link to contact us. If you would like to contact us go to any of the following pages using any of the various links I will list. You can go to the description page and click the contact us button. Or you can just click the “Contact? Us” button under the pages category. Or just go to http://crazygoggles.com/?page_id=6. Did you see what I just did? I took an unnecessary small task and turned it into a three sentence directory guide. With three links! It’s called “spreading the word”. Pretty clever huh?

Now I will go over the “Contact Us” page. Here you can contact us here at Crazy Goggles. You can tell us what you would like to see?on the site. Or what you don’t want to see on the site, it doesn’t really matter. Actually it does matter but I just said it didn’t matter. Because there’s actually a very big difference between caring and not caring what’s on our site. Or wanting something on the site and not wanting something on the site. IT’S A BIG DEAL . WITH A BIG DIFFERENCE. IT DOES MATTER! I just made you laugh didn’t I? Well stop laughing! I mean it stop! Last chance buddy. Okay, you’re asking for it. Never mind on that last part. You can go on with your business. You apparently you have a very strong left hook that I didn’t know about.

The “Contact Us” page. I explained it earlier. Now I’ll explain the buttons pertaining to the page. See how I made that sentence sound smart? It tells your brain that I’m smart, even if I’m not. Anyway,the buttons on the contact page. We require your name, your email and the subject you are writing about. You can always put in a fake name and email, but that’s not recommended. You?could also put in your friends name, but they might get mad at you. So unless you want to wake up to a very lame but serious joke, I’d just stick with your name. It will then say “Your Message” below all the previous white boxes. It has a big white box for you to type in. Type what you want to say inside that box. Below that it says “Security Image” beside the white box. The little box that you input the numbers and letters you see is actually farther down the page. Once you do that just click the “Send Message” button. Now you’re done with that!

Below the contact page is the “Games” page. These are the games that I actually take the time to put on here. So far there’s only one game and it’s called Box Clever. In this game you use the keyboard and the mouse to kill all the little green blobs as your little blue blob tries to make it to the end of the level. This game is made by “The Game Homepage“. I have yet to try this site out, but I plan to. It seems to have a variety of games. It actually has a button where you submit your own game! The downside is that you have to create an account to do this. The?account?is?free and you get access to the forum. This site has thousands of free games AND games you can download. But we’re not here to talk about The Game Homepage. That’s AFTER the Crazy Goggles Tour.

In this paragraph I will give you a little tour of the “Privacy” page. In our privacy policy we will never sell or give out your personal information such as name, email etc. You will also only get emails pertaining to post and site updates if you are subscribed. We prevent spam using Feedburner. You can view their privacy policy here. Feedburner is part of Google. That means Feedburner’s privacy policy is the same as Google’s. To read our Privacy Policy go here. You can also view our Copyright here.

I told you I couldn’t fit all the links into one post! That just means you’ll have to continue the tour. Mwahaha! Now you have fallen into my trap! You will now have to continue reading to learn the secrets of Crazy Goggles. Or you can just find them out. I hadn’t thought of that. Well. Huh. I’m really stuck. I hadn’t thought of that. Oh well, let us continue with the CRAZY GOGGLES TOUR! In the next post.